Colm McNamara, you are from Clare. You have a strong Clare accent.
You are an ethical builder who only uses environmentally-friendly materials and triples minimum space requirements in all your developments. You like to use building examples to prove your point in conversation.
You are grouchy but you get on with everyone… but you hate Dr. Degenerate.
He has been writing articles for the newspapers about how your proposed buildings waste valuable inner-city space. Now councils are starting to object to your plans and telling you to squeeze in more people per square foot.
You are ready to KILL him!
But will you?
You have an alibi: you called into a friend earlier and got a guided tour of Ballynafarriga. You ended up back at the pub with only twenty minutes to get ready for the party.
Party trick: pretend you’re the villain in a Bond movie, about to blow up New York. Explain your reasons. Cat-stroking optional.