Brian Flahavan, you are from Wexford, and you have a strong Wexford accent.
You are an accountant. You think life would be easier for everyone if they kept their household accounts properly. You use a lot of accountancy examples when you talk.
You had a great job with a top firm but Dr. Degenerate had you fired when you raised a question about one of his companies during an audit. You can’t prove it but you know that’s what happened. You’ve been writing letters to the papers, politicians etc but no-one will help. They’re all in Dr. Degenerate’s pocket. You have got a new job because you’re basically a genius but that’s not the point. Dr. Degenerate is a crook and you’re out to prove it.
You’d like to KILL him!
But will you?
You have an alibi: You went for a walk around the village before the party and got hopelessly lost. You had to ask loads of people for directions. You’re sure the Guards will find someone who remember you being miles away from Dr. Degenerate’s house, wherever that is.
Party trick: you’re in a band. Tell us how you came up with your signature song…maybe sing a few lines.