Ronan Ryan, you are from Dublin. You have a strong Dublin accent.
You are an agricultural consultant and you like to use farming examples when you talk.
You’ve always been pretty chilled… except about Dr. Degenerate.
He has been lobbying the government to end farm subsidies and you know all your clients will be broke if he gets his evil way. So will you.
You were ready to KILL him!
But did you?
You have an alibi: you got the train and bus from Dublin and only checked into the B&B a quarter of an hour before the party. You had to ask a local for directions to the pub on your way to the party. You’re pretty sure they’ll remember.
Party trick: imagine you are a much-loved national treasure – real or imagined. Talk about your life so far.