Mary Murphy, you are from Kerry. You have a strong Kerry accent.
You are a biostatistician. You love quoting stats.
You look at everything with a cold, clinical, logical eye…except your home village.
Dr. Degenerate was planning to build a golf course between your village and the sea, with an 8-foot-high wall blocking the village’s view of the sea. Not just the view, but the tourism income of your friends, family and neighbours was at stake. You were ready to KILL him!
But did you?
You have an alibi: you were out fishing in the bay and only had fifteen minutes to get ready for the party when you got back. The owner of the fishing boat should back you up.
Party trick: imagine you are a famous hurling or camogie player and you have been invited onto a late-night chat show. Talk about how much you love your county.