Alison Minnock, you are from Offaly. You have a strong Offaly accent.
You are a vet, and you like to use animal examples when you talk.
You met Dr. Degenerate when you visited a house that belonged to one of your clients who had died. The client was Dr. Degenerate’s uncle. You discovered that Dr. Degenerate had removed all of your client’s ten affectionate old cats from the house and dumped them in a forest somewhere. He wouldn’t tell you where. You don’t think those poor cats could fend for themselves. What a cruel, amoral human being he is!
You are ready to KILL him!
But will you?
You have an alibi: before the party you were helping the B&B owner to figure out why one of her hens has stopped laying. You think it’s because she has a cold – she looks a bit snotty and she’s walking around with her mouth open. The hen, that is.
Party piece: imagine you’re a plumber who is trying to get out of doing a house visit to fix a leak. In an imaginary one-sided phone call, give all the reasons why you can’t come today.